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LG BL40 Chocolate. Serenity itself…

Sometimes in the world of marketing and advertising, advertising and marketing monkeys get a little ahead of themselves. They think, for example, that just because the majority of people listen to most of what they say, that they can get away with saying just about anything.

But there is a simple maxim that we live by, and that helps us see through a lot of the BS that populates ads, press releases and other guff that gets peddled around whenever a new phone is released. The LG BL40 Chocolate, for example, has more guff, pap, nonesense and tosh riding along with it than any decent phone deserves. Take this gem for starters: “the serenity of its look speaks for itself.” The what who? How? Serenity can speak now? And the rules of grammar are no longer important, clearly. Then there is the fact that they talk about the LG BL40 Chocolate as being brilliant because it’s like “having a panoramic cinema in your pocket,” thanks to the 4.0-inch wide screen high-definition LCD with an 800 by 345 pixel resolution. Right. Okay. But… Erm… We’ve never wanted a panoramic cinema in our pocket. A cinema is something you go to and eat popcorn in front of, on some comfy seats, ideally (but not often in reality) alongside someone who’s going to share your popcorn and possibly a little of your saliva.

A phone, on the other hand, is something that sits comfortably in your pocket. Or maybe not. Maybe we’re out of date. Jaded. In fact, do you kids even go to the cinema these days? Or do you just download everything for free and upload it onto you phone and watch it on the bus, in between gobbing on passing strangers? That’s the only saliva sharing you do, right? Then you’re going to love these LG BL40 deals. You might not be able to understand it, but you’re going to enjoy the general content of this LG BL40 chocolate review. And this video below will make you all giddy with excitement as well, won’t it? Oh, how the time’s have changed…