14
Sep
2009
INQ Chat 3G. You heard us.
Having been told off numerous times for using the wrong lingo (“it’s tweeting, not twittering, you silly ****er”), we’ve developed something of an aversion to the phenomenon that is Twitter. Well, the lingo thing helped develop the aversion, but to be honest it’s mostly to do with the fact that Twitter seems to be the most moronic, egotistical, pointless, shallow, crass, idiotic, boring, shameless and downright tedious technological invention of this or any previous age.
There we are then. So, having alienated most of you (idiots), let’s crack on with details of the soon-to-be thrown your way 3 Mobile INQ Chat 3G. It’s all about Twitter! Woooo! And Facebook! Yyyyyeah! Can you feel the love? But, to be fair, if Facebook is your bag, Twitter your game, status updating the way you share your shame, then the INQ Chat 3G could be just what you’re looking for. Because this thing has been built from scratch with these things in mind. Whereas most phones that come your way claiming to be Twitter friendly will have simply had modest widgets or apps slapped on to an already existing operating platform, this thing was built from scratch to work seamlessly with these programs. So, even though it personally makes us feel a little vomitous to say so: updating your status will never have felt so easy.
We honestly can’t wait to hear about what you had for dinner four minutes ago. Or about how your dinner is being digested, you know, the one you had twelve minutes ago. Or OMG LOL I just made a big **** thanks to the dinner I had last night. Admit it, you’re excited. So go have a look at this INQ Chat review, or have a gander in the direction of this.
Or, if you want to feel good about yourself after that barrage of insults, just take a look at this guy. Impressive, huh… just make sure you don’t turn him off before he starts rapping. You heard us. Rapping…
11
Sep
2009
INQ Mini 3G. The best phone you’ve never heard of
You’ve probably never heard of INQ, but for once we’re not going to blame that on the fact that you’re ignorant, dumb and a terrible waste of oxygen. Just this once, mind, so enjoy it while you can. No, the reason you haven’t heard of INQ is that their roster, their whole back catalogue, their entire history in the mobile phone world extends to… wait for it… one phone.
However, that one phone, which was called the … again, wait for it; this one’s a cracker… INQ1 (get it, do you get what they did there – genius) won a whole bag full of awards, including Winner of Best Mobile Handset – 2009 Global Mobile Awards. That’s right, it was the best phone, bar none, last year.
Got your attention? Excellent. So their second phone (sadly not called the INQ2) is about to be released and once again it is utterly underwhelming. But that’s the point about the INQ Mini 3G, just as it was the point with the INQ1. The INQ Mini 3G is actually all about being simple, being cheap, but being utterly good at what it does. And what does it do? Well, the main thing is connect you to all the Facebook, Twitter, Windows Live and other social networking shenanigans that you could hope for. And the best thing about this little thing is that these aren’t just bolted on apps, things that kind of work but kind of don’t – the whole phone is actually built from the bottom up with these functions in mind, meaning they couldn’t feel more seamless or easier to use.
Still got your attention? Thought we would have. You ignorant, useless waste of… oh, right, yeah, sorry. Anyway, go hunt yourself out some super cheap INQ Mini 3G deals, or have a look at this INQ 3G Mini review if you really need some more convincing.
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