14
Sep
2009
INQ Chat 3G. You heard us.
Having been told off numerous times for using the wrong lingo (“it’s tweeting, not twittering, you silly ****er”), we’ve developed something of an aversion to the phenomenon that is Twitter. Well, the lingo thing helped develop the aversion, but to be honest it’s mostly to do with the fact that Twitter seems to be the most moronic, egotistical, pointless, shallow, crass, idiotic, boring, shameless and downright tedious technological invention of this or any previous age.
There we are then. So, having alienated most of you (idiots), let’s crack on with details of the soon-to-be thrown your way 3 Mobile INQ Chat 3G. It’s all about Twitter! Woooo! And Facebook! Yyyyyeah! Can you feel the love? But, to be fair, if Facebook is your bag, Twitter your game, status updating the way you share your shame, then the INQ Chat 3G could be just what you’re looking for. Because this thing has been built from scratch with these things in mind. Whereas most phones that come your way claiming to be Twitter friendly will have simply had modest widgets or apps slapped on to an already existing operating platform, this thing was built from scratch to work seamlessly with these programs. So, even though it personally makes us feel a little vomitous to say so: updating your status will never have felt so easy.
We honestly can’t wait to hear about what you had for dinner four minutes ago. Or about how your dinner is being digested, you know, the one you had twelve minutes ago. Or OMG LOL I just made a big **** thanks to the dinner I had last night. Admit it, you’re excited. So go have a look at this INQ Chat review, or have a gander in the direction of this.
Or, if you want to feel good about yourself after that barrage of insults, just take a look at this guy. Impressive, huh… just make sure you don’t turn him off before he starts rapping. You heard us. Rapping…
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