Samsung though have taken a step into a whole new realm though with the Samsung S5600 Preston. Because, well, we don’t know whether to laugh or cry about this one. Preston? Is this like the mobile phone version of calling your kid after the place where you knocked your missus up by mistake, a la Brooklyn, a la Chelsea? Were a bunch of hardcore R&D geeks sat around a Travel Lodge on the outskirts of Preston when one of them suddenly shouted, “I know, we’ll just slightly re-jig the Tocco Lite, add some GPS and 3G, give it a silly name, then sit back and watch as millions and millions of people look for Samsung Preston deals.” Perhaps. Perhaps not.

Either way: Preston? SERIOUSLY?! Oh well. It’s better than Peaches I guess. Check out this Samsung Preston review if you want more than some spurious musings, or have a look at Samsung’s official page for, well, The official Samsung Page. Or – and we really, really don’t actually recommend this – watch this video of some sad goon unpacking his Preston for the first time. Disturbing stuff.